Friday, June 27, 2008

Freaku Friend

I have this freaky FREAKY friend ya5i, she called me yesterday and this is how or conversation went ..
Me: Hey
Friend: ahleeeeen, hala wallah , hala o mas'hala
Me: ......
Friend: BALQEEEEEEEEESTY , kefk?! wesh a5bark ?! 3loomk?! amanh amanh kefk???!!!
Me: *:S* I'm good ya galbi ( i'm sweet when i'm scared or mali 5elg :P) enty kefk sh5bark??
Friend: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallah i'm very good, wallah al7amdallah , al7amdallah , al7amdallah
Me: doom inshallah :) <<>
Friend: Balqees !!
Me: hala
Friend: did u miss me ???!!!
Me:ee 7abibty i missed alot, mn zman 3nk
Friend: GOOLI WALLAH !!
Me: umm wallah :S
Friend: n9aabah , n9aabh ur wallah wasn't from galbk
Me: fee wallah mn galb o wallh mo mn galb :S ??
Friend: ee, e, eeeeee, fee, o ana a9ln adri enk u don't miss me, coz u don't call me wla tes2li 3any
Me: 7abibty i was busy with exams o ketha fa wallah g63t 3an kl alnas mo bs enty ( so not true :P), anyhoo how were ur exams, kef sawate feeha ?? ( yngali a9er .. BIG MISTAKE)
Friend: wallah ya balqees i didn;t do good marrah '9ag 9adri marrah 5ayfah madri wesh sawet, shkli marrah 5rb6, ya allah *started crying*
Me: ( yaraby wesh sawet ana :S) LA LA don't worry believe me u did good inshallah
Friend: GOOLI WALLAH !!
Me: .......
Friend : baqees!!!!! gooli wallah , amanah tkfen gooli
Me: ma agdr agool wallah , bs negool inshallah eno u did good
Friend: shfty 3shank n9abah, n9abah ma t3rfeen, lao ma t3refeen eno i did good good wla la2, ajl weshlo tgoolen" u did good don't worry" * saying it in a starcastic way*
Me: dgeegah , EEE MAMA N3M, WESH TGOOLEN , EE EE EL7EEN JAYAH ... . yla 7abibity i have to go yla bye
tot tot tot tot tot
I'm sooo never calling her or anwering her calls again :S:S:S


Last but not least, my little nephew yusuf was eating bubble gum ams HE WAS SO CUUUUUUUUUTE YA NASO 3ALEH MASHLLAH he has like 8 teeth and was chewing gum like a little camel waaaaaaaaaaa galbi 3aleh.

31 comments:

Squirreliya said...

LOOL i used to have a friend mn nefs elnimoona ;p

yakhtyyyy Allah ykhaleelkum eyah ;)

Anonymous said...

youre freind is STRANGEEEEEE!!
bs tha7ekatny! hehe

Ruby Woo said...

LOOOOOOL marra tha7ikatni ur post.. (i'm rocking the saudi accent right?)
lol I laughed my ass off when she said GOOLI WALLAH! My cousin saw me laughing and she was like sheech? I told her go to balqees's blog she's so funny! sh3alaaich? mida7nach ba3ad shtabeen akthar min chithe? ;p

Amethyst said...

Umbaih hathi shfeeha?

Balqees said...

squirreliya:
u used to have ,, wen ra7o el7een :P
wlc to my blog :D



dandooon:
ya5ti she's too strange o 5awftni ana :P
wlc to my blog :D:D



ruby woo:
U R SOO ROCKING THE ACCENT :p
ya 7biilk mda7teeni, i feel so cool right now meen gdi :P



amethyst:
i don't know but she's freaky ya5i

Anonymous said...

I am too lasy to read all that summerize for me please :P

Balqees said...

amu:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
no u have to read it :P
read it wla bz3al mnk haa, shoo bdeeyank az3al mnk :P << i suck at soori accent :S

bs ya5i read it :P

Anonymous said...

Sh6oolha ilmoqadema hehe.. your friend fathya ma3indaha salfa:)

Tiger said...

7aram 3laich, she needs you :(

Anonymous said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dont call me bro :@@@@@@@ I wont read it now..huh!! even if its just a phrase...I just dont like the word! :P

Anonymous said...

btw your friend is not like me I am better :PpP

Balqees said...

jester:
a5eern u came to my blog :D:D
my friend is way to fa'9yah :P and such a drama queen




tiger:
no she doesn't * feeling guilty*



amu:
el7een enta mn wen 8ra2t al-bro mn wen, awaln i don't say bro thaneen i don't like that word too
i didn't call u bro :S
i said ya5i :S
ur better??!! then my friend??!! .. hmmmm :P

Fajorie™ said...

sweeetish :*

you have been tagged :*

kella met2a5er said...

Leesh mo ma36a elbnayya face?? maskeena she thought you were gonna tashfoqeen 3aleeha..o 7agarteeha, LoooooooooooL

Al7een 3arafna enty what kind of queen ;p



kids with bubble gum always looks interesting, specially when they eat it all at once, LoL

PaLoMiNo said...

hmmmm maybe kant shrba shay? ;p

7ada la trdeen 3alyha hahahhaa

alla eykhleelkom yudf ya raby ;***

Fajorie™ said...

LOL is she like a freak ?? ;p

wallah t5are3, hathy lo rfeejty chan mbalgha 3anha ana LOL " Kidding "

if she keeps on calling change ur fone number ;p

NoNoWa said...

She sounds a too lil scary--i advise u to stay far far away!!! :) LOOL

Taqo said...

LOL!
i love how you "dealt with" that :p

Balqees said...

feminist:
wnaasah ana mn awal ashof haltag o 3ajbni thnx :D

ee mn jd ya5ti t5waf marrah, i think i'm just gonna tell her i died :P



KM:
mo m36eytha face coz she's freaky
i did , shfgt 3aleeha but she was like gooli wallah :S:S wesh asweelha hathy
and i am a good person :P
and its a good thing eno u how a wonderful queen i am :P



nonowa:
ee ya5i wallah she is bsm allah 3aly :S:S



taqo:
loooool
a3jbk fee ashya2 ktheerah :P

SwaRwaR said...

lol

she's so strange
but good act :P

J o u j a™ said...

hi there again ;p
they locked my blog again :S

so that would be my new one
and i copied that Tag 3ala shan you do it ;p

Anonymous said...

ur friend is weirdo :/

Anonymous said...

LOOL OMG.. she's so weird!

J o u j a™ said...

esmellah 3lech

hmmm tell her that intay 5ala9
you will be living in kuwait ;p

Balqees said...

swarwar:
lool mn jd :D
and wlcs to my kingdom :D



feminist:
yooh why did they lock ur blog ??
mn bo2el le bab alsamh i wish i can come to kuwait :(




zamhareer:
ee ya5i wallah mn jd :S



pinkish:
yea too wierd ya5i :S
and wlcs to my blog :D:D

eshda3wa said...

LOL

akeed akeed ur friend was high on something
moo ma3qolah enasana 6abe3iyah etsawe chithy

loool

Balqees said...

eshda3wa :
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
believe me lao fee weed hena i think she would use it :P

ITACHI said...

Hmmmmmm....

she sound like you somehow!!

Balqees said...

itachi:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
how does she sound like me??
ha ha tell me how ??
bsm allah 3aly wallah eny not like her wla bit :P

TooMa said...

7aram ksart 5a6ry oo at the same time
7aset.ha ma95a maskena
a7s.ha me7taja tetkalam ma3a ay a7ad oo yehtam feha .. bosely ur nephew :)

Balqees said...

looool
i feel guilty :S

and inshallah i will :D

wlcs to me blog :D