Ya5y bla jam3a bla glg efffff

So today kan awal youm adawem feh aljma3a ok .. New term, new classes new teachers and new 8a3at, o ana 6ab3an i don't know fen 8a3aty, so i go to the secritary and ask her where to go or 3ala al-a8l to give me the paper that have the names and stuff.. i knock the door and what do i find inside, 4 women sitting laughing and having coffee ya3ny jalsa 7elwa ketha, i'm at the door leya sa3a o m7d ye3brny, so then i say be kol bara2ah " lao sm7ty " .... " lao sam7ty " .. after 10 mins sob7aaan allah she saw me o radet
Teacher:(faj2atn alnfs zaaaagh) n3m
me: ( be kol bara2ah) lao sm7ty bs kont b'3a a3ref fen 8a3aty o asamy aldoctors..
Teacher: madry 3nk ro7y ro7y shofeeha m3lga henk bara
me: ee sheft elly m3lg bara ma laget ashya2i
Teacher: madry 3ank roo7y et9arafy
and then teglb o tekml '9e7k with the other teachers , o ana a6l3 o adawerly a7d yesa3dny. As i was walking i saw another teacher and i saw her helping other girls so golt if i ask her maybe she'll help me ...
Me: ( be kol bara2h :P) Lao sam7ty ................ lao sm7ty ................ lao sma7ty
laaaaaaaaaa 7ayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat lmn tonadee
me: lao sm7ty ya estatha
o faj2ah
teacher 2: LAAAAAAAAAO SMMM7TYYYYY ANA DOCTORA MO ESTATHA
me: ( fraked out) : 6ayeb momkn as2alk so2al
o teeeeeeeeeeeeeklm bnt allatheen fee alta6neesh
me: m3leh ya estatha ohhh sorry ag9od ya DOCTOOOORA shokran 3al mosa3adh
she gave a look yooma i freaked out and walk fast, so while i was walking ya5y 5angtny al3abra, i wanted to cry mafee a7d yesa3dny and all freinds did'nt come they were sleepin ( i know i know eash jabny ya5y ) and my other friends didn't have the same classes as me, but the faj2atn i saw a girl kant ma3aya last term so i wanted to ask her lao ana o heya nafs alshy
me: (be kol bara2ah:P) ahlen :D
stupid girl : ( alnfseeya zag ya5y ) hala
me: kefk?
SG: al7amdallah
(waiting for her to ask me ana kefy :S)
me: umm i just wanted to now if me and u take the same classes
SG: n3m wesh tgooleen..
me: lao ana o enty fee nafs alclasses m3 ba3'9 ..
SG: o enty wesh 3alek
me: 3ashan ana madry when al8a3at o eash esm almodaresat
SG:(slowly puttin aljadwal in her bag ) la la ana madry 3an shy
me: ( 3a6etaha nathra) ahaa 6ayeb shkran
( the girl hates me coz she thinks eny 7ejazeya 3on9ooreya o ma a7b ahl njd o keda.. m3 eno i have no 7ejazee friends :S )
anyhoo i sat down o mn jd mn jd i wanted to cry.. but then a teacher that teached me last term ( she is sooooo sweet and she loooves me :D) she saw me sitting by myself maksoorat al5a6r,
Nice teacher:) : Bal8ees ?
me: ( o alebtesamh fee wajhi) ahlen teacher, kefk ??
NT: al7amdallah, enty kef 7alk ??
me:al7amdallah
NT:and how were ur grades?
me:they were good al7amdallah
NT: 3arfty feen 8a3atk?
me:( be wajh 7azeen : no :(
NT: wareny jadwalk..
so i give her my jadawal, and she looks at it and looks back at me and smiles
NT: ta3alee m3y
6ab3an ana fee gmt sa3adty now :P
we go back to where i went first to the bitchy room, so she takes my hane o ted5lny ma3aha
Nt: alslam 3alykom
All the teachers: ahleeeen, o 3alekom alslam ( they chit chat fir a while )
NT: blhahy ya ****** hathy 6aleba mo 3arfa feen 8a3atah o meen yedrsh momkn tesa3deeha
Teacher 1 : ee akeed kan jtny mn awal
me: :S :S
NT: 6ayeb allah ye5aleeky help her ok
Teacher: ee akeed wesh da3wa,,(then she lookes at me /) ta3ly 7abibty 5alni ashof jadwalk
me : :S :S :S ( faj2atn galt 7abibty ) :S

So i sit next to her and in 5 mins 6al3tly kol shy :S
ya5y mn jd today kan glg o nas ma y3refoo yetfahmo mn jd gelt adb, 3ala gool omy " lao mo 3ajbk etzwajy o ajlsy fee albeat :P" looool

yala who wants to marry me :P

Trarjma 5a6eera :P

One of my friends gave me this to read and it was soooo funny.. so read it and tell me what u think :P

وش دعوة؟ what invitation?

ماعندك سالفة you don't have a story!!

سعيد كتب كتابه على فيفي happy wrote his book on in in

مو فاضيلك i'm not empty for u

حاسب يابني my son ,, calculate

!!مابقى إلا هي عااااد nothing left but it baaack

روووح مناااك go from there

قم بس قم stand up just stand up

ورنا عرض اكتافك show us your shoulders width

الرجال وعدني وخلاص طق صدره the man promised me and he already hit his ches

tصـرّف عمـرك spend yoursel

fكلـك ملـح واللـه all of you salt

رز وجـهـه he rice his face

وجـــعpain

عطـنا وجـه يا بوالشـبابgive me face father of guys

صح لسانك correct your tongue

عـلى بـالـهon his mind

و بعـديـن يعـنـي؟ and 2 afters meaning

وش الـزبـدة what is the butter

يا شـيـن النـفـس و بس oh ugly face and only

إيـه هـيـّـن عـاد yes easy back

كثر منها Do more from it

ماعندك سالفة You don’t have idea

الله يرحم زمان أولGod bless the old time

انا ماني سهل I am not easy

اللي ما يعرف الصقر يشويه If he doesn't know the eagle..he must broiling it

بدري عليك Early on you

you are digestive انت مهضوم

loooooooooooooooooooooool I really found this funny looooool

so hope u like it :P

5arabish Barabish

- Ya5y mn jd ana ma adry eash teb'3a Shama heya o o'3neyatha aljadeeda ya5y, ya3ny WTF faj2atn yeje Bush o madry meen, and when you listen to the lyrics eash tegool? tegool "ahln ezayk... " ya3ny mn jd eash teb'3a mn al7ayat. Bs 9ara7tn sayra 7elwa wallah, bs lao te6awel sha3raha o tt'9ab6 yeseer shlha OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY marrah

- Justin Timberlake is singal, YEEAAAAAAH BAAAAAABY

-Ya5y everyone is getting married :S two of mu friends are married o wa7da doobha en5a6bt.. shkly ha3ns :S ( bsm allah 3alya), but when i think about it its too early 4 me to get married, bs ya5y half of my friends are :S

- Mo gadra a8tan3 eno how cartoons can be gay :S.. they say spongbob 7abib galbi (i luv him) is gay, and barny o katheer cartoons, ya5y 7araaam yegoloo ketha :(

- PREGNENT WOMEN ROCK ( always be on there good side ppl, i have seen what happens when your on there bad side and belive me it ain't a pretty thing :P)

- Ya galboo my lil Bro got the yellow belt fee al tekwando, he wears it even when he goes to sleep thats so cute ya nasoo 3aleh

-Wensday is V'day <3,ana madry leh alhay2a fee halyoum zay almajaneen yedoroo alshware3 :S, ya5y eash feha lao ethnen ye7boo ba3'9 yeb'3o ye6l3o yet3asho m3 ba3'9 and have a romantic evening toghether.

- Beyonce's song Ring the Alarm is scary, madry leh when ever i hear it atgsh3r. but i bet Jay'Z will think twice befor cheating on her loool. But her sond Irreplaceable is sweet,and she looks cute in it, and ab'3a ahdee halo'3neya to someone :P

- I sleep alot these days. mn jd ya5y i sleep for like 14 hours o almoshkela agoom kaslana o b3d sa3a arj3 anam :S I'm starting to freak my self out.

- Our driver sudanee o yetklm 3arbi koweys o 3omry ma sem3too yetklm sudanee, so i was thinking when he thinks or talks to himself, does he talk sudanee or arabic??

- I think old guys are hot, ya3ny men who are over 30 till 4o somethin wallah mn jd, there HOT, and i like it when they have a litte gray hair very sexy.

- OMG someone has a crush on me, and its not a guy :S

- Wald 3amy sucks ya5y, ag3ood athel nafsee 3ashna ab'3a shy mno o yegol LA2, but sooner or later i'm gonna get what i want ( sam3 ya7elo:P ) , bs ya5y i love him coz he's sweet :D

So thats the end of my 5arabish o brabish hope u liked it :D