Freaku Friend

I have this freaky FREAKY friend ya5i, she called me yesterday and this is how or conversation went ..
Me: Hey
Friend: ahleeeeen, hala wallah , hala o mas'hala
Me: ......
Friend: BALQEEEEEEEEESTY , kefk?! wesh a5bark ?! 3loomk?! amanh amanh kefk???!!!
Me: *:S* I'm good ya galbi ( i'm sweet when i'm scared or mali 5elg :P) enty kefk sh5bark??
Friend: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallah i'm very good, wallah al7amdallah , al7amdallah , al7amdallah
Me: doom inshallah :) <<>
Friend: Balqees !!
Me: hala
Friend: did u miss me ???!!!
Me:ee 7abibty i missed alot, mn zman 3nk
Friend: GOOLI WALLAH !!
Me: umm wallah :S
Friend: n9aabah , n9aabh ur wallah wasn't from galbk
Me: fee wallah mn galb o wallh mo mn galb :S ??
Friend: ee, e, eeeeee, fee, o ana a9ln adri enk u don't miss me, coz u don't call me wla tes2li 3any
Me: 7abibty i was busy with exams o ketha fa wallah g63t 3an kl alnas mo bs enty ( so not true :P), anyhoo how were ur exams, kef sawate feeha ?? ( yngali a9er .. BIG MISTAKE)
Friend: wallah ya balqees i didn;t do good marrah '9ag 9adri marrah 5ayfah madri wesh sawet, shkli marrah 5rb6, ya allah *started crying*
Me: ( yaraby wesh sawet ana :S) LA LA don't worry believe me u did good inshallah
Friend: GOOLI WALLAH !!
Me: .......
Friend : baqees!!!!! gooli wallah , amanah tkfen gooli
Me: ma agdr agool wallah , bs negool inshallah eno u did good
Friend: shfty 3shank n9abah, n9abah ma t3rfeen, lao ma t3refeen eno i did good good wla la2, ajl weshlo tgoolen" u did good don't worry" * saying it in a starcastic way*
Me: dgeegah , EEE MAMA N3M, WESH TGOOLEN , EE EE EL7EEN JAYAH ... . yla 7abibity i have to go yla bye
tot tot tot tot tot
I'm sooo never calling her or anwering her calls again :S:S:S


Last but not least, my little nephew yusuf was eating bubble gum ams HE WAS SO CUUUUUUUUUTE YA NASO 3ALEH MASHLLAH he has like 8 teeth and was chewing gum like a little camel waaaaaaaaaaa galbi 3aleh.

Ble5 .. Bla5 !!

First of all i would like to say that the winner of the last tag was TAQO, she was the only who got it right :P yes she saw me b4 BUT her answer was amazing :P and i loved it :P
so taqo dear congarts u r now next in line for the throne of the "CCBC"
and amu dear hard luck, i know how u wanted that position but a b6ah really ?! honestly?! was that all u can say :P , I really did wanted u to win ( yea right :P)

Moving on... u know that feeling when u gain weight and then NON of ur beautiful BEAUTIFUL jeans fit anymore and u feel so depressed u "pretend" to go on a diet ?? such a sucky feeling,no?
But u know wt is an amazing feeling?? Is that when u lose the weight with out a diet and then one day u decide just to take a look at ur beautiful jeans and say " hey why not try them on" and then when u do try them on POW!! they fit THEY FREAKIN FIT AGAIN... Such an amazing feeling walah it makes u soooooooooo extremly happy. I HAD THAT FEELING 2DAY, and believe me i have never been so happy ( yes i have but i'm just saying that coz thats wt ppl say when they r happy), + u feel sexy again :P, i looked at myself in the mirror and was like "oooh u sexy thaaaaang u " * in a sexy voice*. 6b3an u all migt think that i'm crazy, but i'm not, i just was simply a happy girl, in a happy moment, feeling very sexy happy :P *dancing and jumping around*

NOW changing the subject to somthing that really pissed me, "Pride and Prejudice " the movie, a stupid STUIPD, 8emt alstupidness movie, last night my sister was like " u have to watch it, wallah marrah 7elo, i saw 3 times in a row. plez see it, o blah blah blah "*in an annoying vioce* so i wanted to see wt her whole fus was about, o 6al3 a stupid movie with a stupid typical story, stupid ppl in it and STUIPD, MOT5ALf, 7MAR. LAAAAAAAAMEST ENDING, a9ln the movie ended an i was still waiting, jt alend criedts and i'm still waiting 3ala bali yesthblon and in any min ra7 ykmloon almovie i waited and waited and in then end 5ala9 5al9 with a STUPID ENDING. i hate it when i watch a movie o te6l3 baye5.
But the movie i LOVE and u should all see it is Triston and Isolde, such a nice movie, so romantic so nice, u should see it ppl.


Last but not least i think that the Jonas brothers are hot, how old r they anyway ?? ya5i old wla big alzbdah their hot :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JUvbJekM88
watch and enjoy ppl
FUCK BEARSHAE AND LIMEWIRE
elli y3ref somthing else to download songs plez tell me coz these 2 jabooli alsamrga3 fee moo5i

ciao :D

TAGGED AGAIN :D

WNAAASAH this should be my lucky tag week :P

I've been tagged CARTMAN :)

Yla now ppl imagine, just imagine, close ur eyes and think, how does the queen of "CCBC" look like :P .. am I tall or shoft, fat or thin, bee'9a wla samrah, blond or burnet, green eyes' blue eyes, grey eye's , brown o even hazel eyes, and maybe kman red eyes :P ( it would be so cool lao my eyes were red, kol nas ye5afo mni it would be so coooool) , yla ppl now close ur eyes and think imagine and tell me how i look :P

Who ever guesses right gets a high position in my club :P

TRIPLE TAGGED .. WNAAAAAASAH

Ana mo bs fee 8emt alwnasah el7een , i've been tagged 3 times WNASAH, 2 times my KM and one by Amethyst, WNAAAAAAAASAH

First Tag:

This is my keychain, (notice i have one in my name:P) and then theres a pic of me when i was little, ya galboos 3alya, on the other sie is a pic of my sister , but i like me more :P ( gayleh nei amoot feeni :P) o albagy 5rabee6 mn hena o henak.

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The Second :

is to write 6 quirks about me, fee rule o 5rabee6 klam but i think u all read this tag more then 1000 so u know the drill ..

1- I drink chocolate milk with a spoon, a7s malh 63am if i drink it all at once ketha.

2- If someone tells me to do somthing more then one time ma asweeh lao alsmah ten6bg 3al are'9. 5la9 u told me once and i said ok, 9a7 wla la2? ajl weshlo al-nagging . ma a7b

3- When ever i'm in a 3zeeemah kbeerah wla shay, and its time for dinner, i don't eat, or i put like a slice of bread wla only salad ( m3 eno i hate salad o ma aklah abd) leh aswee ketha, coz a7s ppl are looking at wt i eat o ygooln omg shofo wesh takl hathy, wla omg shofo wesh kthr 7a6ah, so awewes o ma a76 shay aklah ..

4-Whenever i sing, ya3ni b9oot 3adi, or even just in my head when i think of a song, in the car wla soog wla 3azeemah wla jam3ah, 2ay mkan, i get too in to the song o abda2 a6eg rgubah o ma a7s fee nsfee, a7ynn marrah fsheelah, akoon fee soog amshi o a6eg rgubah :S

5-I can never ever sleep if the door is open , wla fee noor bl'3erfah, agoom m39bah + i'm soooo not a morning person.( i know hatha malah da5l but does anyone when they wake up fj2ah bra6mah tekoon kbeerah ?? coz lma agoom kol youm bra6mi a7s enha kbeerah and funny loool )

6-When ever i make fun of some one the nexy day y9eer feeeni the thing i had fun of :S:S, thats why i stopped making fun of ppl (well kinda stopped ).

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Third and Last Tag (by amethyst) :

I will always wear:

Underwear :P ... We all know wt hppened to britney!!

I will never wear:

Mafe shay i would never wear :S or ymkn fee bs, bs mafee shay fee bali el7een...

My bad-clothes-day advice:

Suck it up, u'll have a good clothes day and bad clothes, so bla dal3.

I know i look great when:

Wt r u talking about ? I'm Balqees i always look great :P

Smart travel Trip:

Mako 2ay tip, do whatever u want, kl wa7d o 3aref wesh ybi yeswe

To me summer means:

Showering 3 times a day, o lao 6l3at mn albait 4 times :p .. I'm a winter person

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And that is the end of my triple tag, WNAAAAAAASAH

I LOVE MY NAME, I LOVE MYSLEF, I'M AWESOME

I love my name wallah mn jd, i think its unique its the queen of shebs name, and it means " alqowah o alba2s". I was telling my mom the other day if someday when i get married and have a girl can i name her Blaqees ?? She just rolled her eyes and didn't answer me lol. But for realy i was thinking of naming my child after me :P I know that some ppl my think its a weird name but i really don't care coz i'm lovin it, and i think that everyone should love their name 9a7 wla la2 ?? but not my obsessed way:P .


I love my self i really do, coz u know wt i think?? I think that if I don't love myslef and think i'm the best then no one will, so u see where i'm going at. But I don't brag about it in front of everyone (writting this post does not help :p)


What brought this up is i was seeing old photos of me when i was 13, 14 u know that age when ur so ugly (puberty age) and i was looking at myslef and was shocked.. ya3ni mn jd how did my mom let me out of the house looking like that ? Let me draw a little picture about how i looked ..

First i was some wt chubby ... when i say chubby i mean a fat child, and i was so confident that i wore TIGHT yes ppl tight clothes, my hair was long and its not like how is it is now, nice wavey ma a7lah , laaaaaaaaa it was like sh3oor al63oos keshah aleemah not annice one, u know when u ocmb ur hair o y6l3 makshosh? yea that kind of keshah, and wait it gets better 6b3an alfrgah mn alno9 bl'9ab6 ka2nh wa7d jyeb mes6arah o mcenter alfrgah o sh3ri mn foog laaaaaaaaaaaaaa9eg on my head i think i put gel wla cream 7ata ymkn zait (or maybe didn't take abath for a week .. ma astb3dha mni at that age:P ) but the top of my head was shiny. And then i saw like maybe 20 pics and in all the pics i wore the same t-shirt, and no it wasn't a taen in the same day, ya3ni t5eylo i wore a t-shirt i think eni 5ayest feeh, o almeshklah eno ma kan 7elo. Ya raby i don't know wt was in my mind at that point of my life wallah mn jd knt afssshhhl. So after that wonderful trip on memory lane i took a look at myself o la wallah eni 7lwah LOOOL, believe if u saw the pics 7ag b4 and after u would say the same.
So ppl that is why i love myself now and think i am pretty (al7amdallah) and my name 3ad i love it :P

JOKES LOL

مدرس سأل طالب : من هو الحيوان اللي يصحّينا لصلاة الفجر ؟
قال الطالب : ابوي .

محشش صدم وحده بالسياره قالت له : انت ماشفتنى
قال : الا بس مدرى وين؟؟

محشش طالع مع وحده ودخلوا ماكدونالدز
طبت عليهم الهيئه
قال المحشش : وين المقاطعه اللي تقولون

شيخ ينصح واحد سكران :النفس دائما تستطيب الحلال..حتى الحيوانات !! فلو وضعت سطل ماء وسطل خمر أمام حمار ، أيهما يشرب ؟
قال السكران : أكيد الماء . فقال الشيخ (بفرح) : ولماذا؟
قال السكران : لأنه حمار!!!

محشش التزم وخطب خطبة الجمعة
يوم خلص سأل الإمام عن رأيه؟
رد الإمام:خطبتك جيدة بس فيها 3 أخطاء:
1)مايصيرتدخن بين الخطبتين
2)مافيه صحابي اسمه حذيفة بن متعب آل سعود
3)صحيح إن أبولهب كافر لكن
مايجوز تقول عنه خنيث

محشش طلبوا منه يتبرع لبناء سور مقبرة ..
قال لهم : والله ما قد سمعنا بواحد ميت ومنحاش !!!

حاج مصري سألوه :
إيه رأيك بالحج السنه دي؟
قال : ' بص '
أنا حجيبلك من ألآخر؛
إللي عاوز يحج يروح السعودية !

محشش جالس مع مطاوعه
شرق واحد منهم .
قال اللي جنبه : الحقونا بالكاس .
قال المحشش : اثره عادي عندكم؟!

ديك يأذن فوق شجرة وثعلب تحتها ويقوله الثعلب : انزل خلنا نصلي جماعه

ma7shesheen jokes r the best :P LOOOOL

enjoy :)

Stupid E7sast

Is it only me or when ever u do somethig wrong but no one knows about it, u feel that eveyone is looking at u differently and u think that wherever they say anything ymkn yekoon dagah fee aklam .. ya3ni " tewaswes" :P
I hate that feeling whenever i do anything wrong i feel eveything is different and someone knows and in any minute something is gonna happen, or when my mom asks me "why r u acting so weird? " i tell her " who me? weird? why would i be weird? enty ur weird alyoum mo ana" lol , u think that in the end gulit eats me up inside and i confess ? HELL NO i never confess no matter wt i do, if i do i'll be in more trouble, then from there salfah jadeedah tbda2
so suck it up and live with till it goes away, but i hate that feeling its scary lol.
I also hate it lma galbk yoj3 and u feel that somthing is gonna happen ( womens sixth sense:P) and ur sure that somthing is gonna happen so u wait till it does happen and sometimes its good and sometimes its not but the whole galbi yoj3ni part i hate it.

The only feeling i like is when i don't feel anything at all coz when i'm happy somthing bad has to happen like after to it and when i'm sad its such a sucky feeling and scary la t3lee8 3aleh :P and if ur wondering how i'm feeling now i feel nothing :P

TTFN