Friday, January 30, 2009

MA YB6LOON AL7RKAAT !!!!


I was at the super maket alyoum, and as i was walking minding my own business, i notice eno theres a guy folling me, o mn 6a5tah bayn eno he's saudi, he was walking around and follwing me 3la balah eno i can't see him, len ma fj2ah qrr o come up to me ...


Guy: Do u know where the ketchup is ?

Me:(madri wesh y7s fee ya3ni do i look like i wrok there:S) ummm no :S

Guy : Ok thank u

as he turns around to walk away he comes back says

Guy: ale5t 3arabiyah ?

Me:(raf3ah 7ajb) Ma atwaqa3 y3neek

Guy : mmkin agoolk shay bs la tfhmeen '3al6

Me: tfa'9l

Guy: Ana tawni jadeed hena o ma a3ref almkan 3adi lao 3a6etk ragmi o n6la3 o twareni al mkan

Me: o ent wesh ydreek eno ana a3ref almkan hena

Guy: 6yb wesh rayek nt3arf 3al mkan m3 b3'9 ( can he be more cheesy:S)

Me: No !!!

Then i walk away


ya3ni seriously seriously 7rkat als3odiyen ma yb6looha ya3ni WTH !!

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
mra y7ms ana awall wa7dh who comments

WALLA I MISS U. u B

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Balqees said...

Dania al3be6a :
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
stupid ur that happy being the first :P
i miss u too :****

Anonymous said...

i'm not dania i'm bla bla:S
how's dania she looks cute:P

Anonymous said...

i'm not dania i'm bla bla:S
how's dania she looks cute:P

Balqees said...

DANIA FREAKIN DANIA :
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ya3ni almeshklah eno i know eno its u coz were on the msn talking :P

but if ur "not" dania and u want to know about "dania"
weel dania is not cute she's stupid girl :P
kinda like u LOOOL

Balqees said...

and bla bla stop commenting 2 times :S

Don Juan said...

ya 3eeeeni 3al bra2a ,, 5lena n3rf el amaken m3 b3'9 ;D < I have to try this trick when I go abroad ;D

but your was real good ,, simlpy you smashed him ;D

Balqees said...

don juan :
don't try it its cheesy :P LOOL

and thnx
he needs to be smashed
hal7rkat 5li y5leeha fee betah

eshda3wa said...

loool malat 3alaih

guy need to work on his game !

Nani_37 said...

"Do you know where the ketchup is?"
LOL .. that's funny

Candy said...

LOOOOOL...
u made my evening like ^__^
i will tell him:c'mon boy,come after me,i'll show u the supermarket.."acting like a foreign tourist"
:P

Bliss said...

masakeen the desperation is with them everywhere they go..
it's part of them i guess

3anooda said...

shrayich i love their cheesiness

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

its cute

Nutter said...

i would've taken him seriously :/ i just don't get it!

Principessa said...

LOOOOOOOL !!! et-tha7ekni hal 7araka seriously ! bas wallah 3alaihom 7arakat ghabeya ! oo hal 7arakat mara7 etkhale9 ensii a9lan :P!

Anonymous said...

LOOOOL! Cheeeeessssssssseeeeeeeee! Queen B you always made me laugh!

TOOTA said...

LOOOOOOOOOL!!;P YOU ROCK!! hahaha!!;p

Cooookies said...

hehe yestathref damah :P

Ruby Woo said...

chinna chinna chinnnna kesar kha6ri? ;p

shamma aldabal said...

looooooooooooooooooooooooool !
omg
a7es 7aram
bs omg wth at the same time ! ;p

Balqees said...

eshda3wa:
LOL
so true





nani_37:
and sad at the same time :P






candy:
LOL
i should have thought of that :P






bliss:
a55 i hate them their so sad :S






3nooda:
NO COMMENT !! :P






gone bonkers:
LOOOOOOOOL
7abiibty enty
*hug*







principessa:
i don't care lao ma t5al9 bs 3al aql la tsweenha le kan tfg3li mrarti lol






zara:
awww sweeti i glad i make luagh
i love u :***







TOOTA:
awwww
thnx
and i do kinda rock don't I :P
JK (A)






coookies:
ya5ti maleeq :S






ruby woo:
bsawi ka2ni ma qart ur comment :P








libero anima:
la abd mo 7ram tra :P
bs OMG !!

Zainab Sadiq said...

OMG! he can’t be serious!!!!!!

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Almost Twilight said...

loooooooooooooooool

u shouldve said "yes i know where the ketchup is"

then go to the ketchups shelves
grab one..

and BAAAM!!! smash his head with it

Balqees said...

almost twilight:
LOOOOOOOOOOL
ur the only one with the best idea :P