Monday, August 18, 2008

Proud 2 Be Muslim

SOOO, wesh he alsalfah ya 7lween
Last night my friends slept over at my place (yes slumber party pillow fights wnsah blah blah)
we were 3 girls + moi, 2 girls i like and one w333333333333333333333333333 .
We were in the room ga3den fr7aneen mabsoo6een o kl shay ok, ll7een 7elo
so then i was like " yoh ma 9alit al3esha bgoom a9li o arj3 "
o hatha ma feeha shay 9a7??!!
klna ne9li, klna lazm a9ln ne9li, ella elli ma 3aleh 9alah 3ad thats another story, then the w33 girl (that gona be her name in this post) was like "bt9leen ??!!"
and ten i was like "umm eee"
i went out and twa'9et o 9alet, and whil i was praying i could hear her talk, the walls in my place are extremlly thin u can hear anything, anyhoo kant tegool " mshallah Bal8ees te9li, he mt6awe3ah?"
and then me fee ne9 9lati est'3frallah i was like WTF ??
3shan a9li sert mt6aw3ah ??!!
ajl lao agoolha eni a7ynn a9li alsenah wesh a9eer?? i think eni b9eer "Shai5t aleslam Balqees"
So then i went back to the room sawet ka2ni ma sm3t shay o glt leh ma al3ab 3la ras albnt alw33 showay
so when i went sat on the bed and asked her " enty 9alati?!"
w33 girl: " ma 3aly 9lah "
me:"kef ma 3alek 9lah mo last week kan ma 3alek 9lah ??, enty kl week mashallah??"
w33 girl: " la mo ketha bs, *picked up somthing from the floor* ohh mashallah wesh tha?"
me: * 3ash m9areeeeef*" thats a sock, nothing special about a smelly sock"

so then in that way we changed the subject and ana sert mt6aw3ah mashallah 3lay 3shan a9li

nas o 3alm w333 est'3frallah





On another hand
I sent my dad an e-mail a few days ago
and when i wrote the e-mail, i was like Hey baba o blah blah and so on
and the when he replied he wrote " Dear Balqees"
7aset eno wtf ?!
i have no idea why
ya3ni next time do u think eno i should right dear dad, dear father, wla bs hala wallah <<>
but it was wired
and in the end he worte i love u
awwwwwwwwwwww
i know 7aset eno i love him
i do lov my dad bs eno ya3ni u know u .. u get caought up in the moment :P

I LOVE U BABA :*** <3
my dad doesn't read my blog but i just wanted to write that coz i love him :*****

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ugh I hate those people. Simply because I pray it's weird. Such a shame what we have become if a simple basic thing as praying we cannot even adhere to.

"shai5at aleslam balqees" lol

Once back when I had blonde hair (yes I did dye it) I was out for a jog and Alma3'reb came so I was praying Jam3a with some of the people that were there. I heard someoen say "Alashgar y9aly!" i mean WTF lol

Anonymous said...

god bless him inshallah.























I LOVE YOU :]

Charmbracelet said...

al7een two of ur friends theyre weird:p lol
mm yea u misspelled a word :p
caught * eheh sorry I can't help it ;)
-noonie

Unknown said...

Hehe, 7elwa law gaylatlaha betsaleen el sena :p It would be funny to see her reaction :)

Fe nas mat3aref enna el 9alat mohemma, lazem el wa7ed e9ali, farth o no matter what we have to pray! It just can't "not" happen!

Taqabal Allah.

Broke Saudi said...

I don't think she said anything wrong. Although, you shouldn't have asked her if she prayed, praying is a personal choice. It's very uncomfortable to be put on the spot like that, especially when you know that person doesn't pray.

Anonymous said...

LOL at the email u sent to your dad :D

Gee™ said...

loool shfeha hathi

mashalla kel yom ma 3laiha 9alat

a9lan lo feha 5air chan galat "ANA MA A9ALY" .. bs tadri ena ghala6 thats why ma tetjara2

taqabal allah 6a3tech 7ubi ;*

Balqees said...

Bassem:
i know tra marrah ynrfzoon
and the blonde hair hmm la t3lee8 :P
but mn jd wtf ?? wesh da5lhom effff





Harlow:
i am still gonna call u that mali da5l ::P
and i love u more :******
and why the big space ?? :P





nooni:
the weird ppl not my friends aymore :P
and LOL, i'll make u my speel cheker
a7s u have fun te9a77i :P





seatle dude:
loooooooool
tra i was thinking about it bs 3aib :P






n.:
tra nadmt eno i didn't say that mn jd wedi ashoof her reaction :P

a9ln i don't know kef ma y9looon
ya3ni asas alislam al9lah
u don't pray then wt r u ??





Broke Saudi:
awaln almt6we3 is a person that yfti, wlashai5, mo kl alnas mt6w3een
and second praying is not a personal choice, ur a muslim u have to pray, and I asked her 3shan t3ref eno ma y9eer ketha and she has to pray ...





amu:
LOOOL
i knooow
it was weird tra





ghadoor:
well mafee a7d bygool ketha :P
bs mn jd mafeeha 5air

rencontrer Pauline said...

type of those ppl yabeelhom kaf :P aaaaaaaaaaaw so sweet allah e5aleekm 7g b3a'6 ameen o e6wal 3mra:P

Broke Saudi said...

"and second praying is not a personal choice, ur a muslim u have to pray, and I asked her 3shan t3ref eno ma y9eer ketha and she has to pray ... "

It's nice that you cared, but wouldn't it have been better to ask her privately...instead of putting her on the spot? Islam is such a broad, and diverse religon so yeah anything dealing with God is a personal choice. Mo6awa3 isn't the dude hands out fatwas, that's what they call 3olama2...willa? Anyways, it's not about who is right and who is wrong. You believe praying is important, good for you. Just don't be so quick to assume that it should be a priority in other people's lives as well, Muslim or not.

K.D said...

i don't usually comment on peoples' comments..
and i don't want to turn this into a religious debate
but it's just somethin must be said to Mr. broke
parying in islam is what defines you as muslim.. as simple as that.. if you are not praying you are not muslim!!
so it SHOULD be a priority in your life as a muslim no matter what background or sect you are!

what i mean to say is.. these kind of thoughs shouldn't be said in a place where non-muslim can read and get the wrong idea.. you will be asked for that.. and you will bear their sins!!
you the one who should have spoken to balqees in private and tell what you think!

god bless you my friend :)


now.. back to you queen B
what the hell are you doing inviting the w33 girl?!
she's w33!!! with double 3's w33!!.. that's like so much w33 than the single 3 w3 girls!!
beside you don't pillow fight w33 people!!.. what's wrong with you?!

by the way i promised myself that i will always write the longest comment.. i admit that mr. broke helped this time.. but i'm improving.. one day B... one day!!

p.s your dad is like so totally cute.. if you wanna miss with him.. do the dear father thingy.. he'll be freaked out.. he's probably bloggin bout it right now..
"you know guys i wrote an e-mail to my daughter and i wrote dear balqess.. she must be so freaked out now.. and to mess with her more i wrote i love you at the end.. just in case lol"
i can see those old men in second cup and starbucks checking your dad's blog and laughin at you right now!!
ha ha ha.. silly balqees.. that is soooo her!! :D

Balqees said...

p-ella:
mn jdddd :P
ameen
and i do love him





broke saudi:
well u should read k.d's cmment he wrote more than enough to wt i want to say ...





k.d:
awalan dude thnx for the commment u really rock
ad secon
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
DUDE I TOLD U ENO UR FUNNAAAAAAY
ND THE WHOLE MY DAD BLOGGING
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ITSSO FUNNNY
AND U LOVE WRITING A LOT DON'T U
U'LL ALWAYS BE THE LONGEST COMMENT IN MY HEART :p
SOUNED SAPPY I KNOW MASHI 7ALK :p

Anonymous said...

Kel wa7da 3la ra7at'ha. Don't worry every single thing you do ra7 tet7asben... I would just advice her one time and that's it. Kel wa7da elmfro'9 t7trm elthanya!

Balqees said...

cece:
i know eno kl wa7da 3la ra7tha
and as u said only wanted to advice her once
+ i didn't like the way she talked about me

Abi-Omi-Abi-Oboy said...

6a3 hathi! Why didnt u saaaaaayy something !! :@.. If I hated her lOOL MA3RFHA ! :P

Mar8adoosh said...

5alaaa9 basameeech ya m6awa3a looooool ;p chan 7a6aytay il dla'3 ib 7aljha (a) ? ;pppp

ooo allah la yfarigkum u and ur dad;*

Broke Saudi said...

Sorry to spam your blog Balqees. Islam is really broad, and has many followers. We're not all the same, you have your own relationship with God. That relationship may require you to abstain from many things, and it may require you to pray 5 times a day. That's fine by me, but not all of us follow those rules, no matter how basic you may think they are. I'm not here to have a religous debate, because it gets old really quick...I'm just showing the other side of the coin. You guys shouldn't be so quick to judge, we don't bite...okay that's a lie, we do.

Meticulous said...

hehehe cuuuuute!! i email my dad too..and his emails and text messages are so funny when he writes in english i always save them because not one word is smelled right..
tara wala g3d a7awil i comment bel s3oody bes mo g3d y6la3 mini shay !! your not a good teacher :P

K.D said...

awwwwwww..
i'll be the longest commenter in your heart.. what a sweet thing to say :)

you know.. i dont know if i'm havin some kinda pms problems :D
but i'm really emotional today :(
i saw my baby sister this mornin and i almost cried.. i said.. mom why man can't have babies.. life is so unfair.. i will never know if i'm goin to be a god mom or not :(
i HATE life!.. *running to my room*

anyways..
again mr. broke my dear friend.. i love you man!
i wanted to send ua an e-mail.. but again this's a public place and i really believe we shouldn't debate liek this in public.. islam is already in the spotlight.. and the last thing we want is this my friend.. :)

but if i may let me throw coupla lines for you
قال صلى الله عليه وسلم((العهد الذي بيننا وبينهم الصلاه فمن تركها فقد كفر))
and if the prophet's words are not enough as some sects might think so.. here's the quran
"ان الصلاة كانت على المؤمنين كتابا موقوتا"
so in quran.. praying in time is the issue here!! if you know what i mean

please check this link
http://www.khayma.com/ftat/F/Alsalah.HTM

my e-mail is in my profile.. if you wish to talk more bout this please contact me..
but i beg don't take islam debates to this level! :)

K.D said...

oh i forgot yo say sorry for my long comment.. but i don't settle for being the longest in your heart.. i must be the longest in everything... :D

longest commenter forever..!!

Broke Saudi said...
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Broke Saudi said...

Well, I hate debates. But there is nothing wrong by putting Islam in the spotlight. I personally think it's stable enough to hold it's own under all criticisms. But since you gave me a link, I have to give you one as well...plus I'm have too much fun spamming Balqees's blog.

http://reformislam.org/
One of the many movements that are taking place in Islam, just to show you that we don't all think the same way. All I'm saying is that you have your own way of following your religon, not everyone chooses to follow it the same way. It was fun, but you guys should really loosen up.

K.D said...

:D :D :D
i give you a link for prayer.. and you give me a link for REFORMING islam.. islam AGAINST sharia..!!

DUDE!! are you for real?!

i AGREE with you.. why can't you get it?!
i TOTALLY agree with you.. but you are not talkin bout what i'm talkin bout!!!
it's the freaking paryer we are talkin bout here.. not the thoughts and ways as in sects and مذاهب

to be muslim you need to pray!!!
i'm not saying go blow yourself up!! as fun as that might sound!! :p

if you are not praying.. what's left!!.. islam is based on five things.. do those five and you'll become muslim.. now what you يخ after that.. is up to you.. between you and god like you said.. but if you didn't يخ the five entry requirments for the muslims club.. you can't get in!!

let me put it in a simpler way.. you need to be 18 to get in a club, right?!
now what are you saying is.. i like to dance with the ladies..
and what i'm saying is.. you are NOT even 18 to get in the club..
got it?!

prayer is your 18.. man!!.. if you are not 18.. you can't get in the club in the first place!!
if you are not praying you are not a fraking muslim!!!
how you pray is up to you.. when to pray is also up to you.. or even the optional prayers is up to you too!!.. but you MUST pray!!

you want me to lose up at praying!!! dude what the hell?!
you the one who need to tighten up a lil!!

again please please please.. i'm begging you.. don't debate man.. not me.. nor you.. are in a position to debate.. but again.. i know one thing.. i MUST be 18 to enter the club :p
what's beyond that is up to me.. there where the losing up starts.. whether i wanna dance or drink .. or get naked and run around!!

i have nothin further to say.. and i'm sorry to say if you didn't get it after this point.. i'm not gonna reply back ok!!
i'm an arab-american who has spanish and malay blood.. so you have no idea how much i know bout the diversity in Islam.. unlike some people who saw one kind or somethin and think he or she has the right to accuse or even talk bout someone's else belief!!

reforming islam!!.. god that cracked me up :D
seriously dude.. god bless your heart :)



queen b...
heey you!!
i missed you!!
i've been debating with mr.broke for so long that i actually started to miss you!!.. yes i'm talkin to you :p

Balqees said...

abi umi abi oboy:
LOL
didn;t feel like it :P
5lha bkefha





mar8adosh:
LOOOL wesho dla'3 :P ??
amee i love my dad





broke saudi:
awaln praying is wt defines u as a musilm
u can't say eno praying is NOT a priority it is
fasting ramdan is another priority, there re things in islam u can't not NOT do them, and wt i am talking aout here is raying, u don't ray or don't think its a priority, thts up to u and betwee u and god, but don't come here t my blog and say that its not
Prayig is not somthing debatable
and we ae loosen but ur the one talking craz talk ...



k.d loool i miss u too duuuude :P
and i loved ur replies
tnnx dude
and u u'l always be the longest comment in my heart :P
i love saying that lool





metlicucous:
awwwwwwwwww
i love my dad
and i love them when he e-mails me :)

Broke Saudi said...

You lost me at clubs, and my point was lost somewhere in the very beginning. Anyways it was fun...I think.

Don Juan said...

zain enha ma qalt ench tb3 el Hay2a ;Pp

w may God y5lelch your dad w el 7a'9reen w el'3aybeen wl sam3 yqool AMEEN ;D

T.C

Balqees said...

Broke Saudi:
well if u think its fun then it wa fun
no hard feelings :)




don juan:
loooooooool
she might have said that later on :P

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Abi-Omi-Abi-Oboy said...

Broke S3ody is the bad guy here lool ;p

7adi dasha 3arth (a)

Abi-Omi-Abi-Oboy said...

Broke S3ody is the bad guy here lool ;p

7adi dasha 3arth (a)

Mar8adoosh said...

dla'3 ya3ni socks lol ;p what do you call them ? ;p