Saturday, September 20, 2008

I Don't Get It

awaln sorry t7mst wote the title and forgot the post lol hehe :D


so wt i don't get is why ppl in ramdan say "i don't lsn to songs in ramadan blah blah blah"
WHEN the mobile ring tone IS a song OR they keep singing all day
ya3ni wtf ?! bla nefaq
second ya3ni BS in ramadan u won't lsn to songs :S really ??!!
how come ya3ni its only a month and god knows that u lsn to songs ya3ni bs coz u don't lsn in ramadan then that means eno WOW omg ur a good muslim
i get if ur doing for the ajer and trying to be better + i am not writing this to judge anyone all i want is ppl to STOP telling me not not lsn to songs in ramadan WHEN they have a songy song ring tone and keep evey freakin sing ong all dayAND i don't lsn while i'm fasting, thats the effort i'm doing.
Who ever doesn't lsn to songs only in ramadan good for, and hope it will last till after ramadan :)
and to those messed up ppl ( yes i ONLY mean one person well 2 raf3een '9a'36i) who ytflsfon 3la rasi WHEN i know and they know enhom mnfqeen ...... wait i forgot wt i was saying :S
well anyhoo ma7d lah da5l in wt i do and don't do , its between me and god not me and you, i'm no a young girl who still doesn't know 7lal from 7ram NO i'm old enough to know
so butt out o ma7d lah da5l
GOT IT


P.S
as i said ppl who don't lsn to songs in ramadan good for u honestly
i worte this post for hypocrites who talk much shit when their fasting
THANK YOU

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Voice Inside My Head

Hello !!

Hi!!

Who are you??!!

A voice inside your head .

Are u real ?

No .

Where did you come from?

You !!

Me?

Yes, you. You made me up .

Oh I see .. am I crazy ?

I don't think you are .

I don't think i'm crazy, people talk to themslves, right ? Its normal ?

I guess it is.

Do I have friends ?

Do you have any friends ??!!

I don't think so, I'm lonely right?

Well, not lonley, but you like to sit alone

In other words i'm lonely. But am I happy ?

You cry alot.

I like to cry.

Crying makes you happy ?

No.

Then why do you cry ?

I don't know, it kinda makes me feel better.

Its ok to cry.

Am I a freak ?

Everyone is a freak in one way or another.

I like you.

I have to go now.

Why ?

Its time for you to snap back to reality.

But i don't like reality, I like talking to you.

We'll talk later, ok ?

Ok.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Ramadani Randoms

- I have beocme FAT, ramadan makes u FAT ppl
with all the sambooosah, knafah, fool, lgemat, and many many mre faty fat food u become fat in ramadan and then wt happenes ??!!
3aid dress's don't fit, and wt happens when they don't fit ?!
mama yells and scream o tl3an a9lk, wt happens after that u go into the room and cry and kl alyoum yglb nakd
so ppl i have become FAT :(



- What's up with muhand ya5i
he's freakin everywhere
its like dude get dude get a life :S
he's in a video clip and in an ad on mbc that comes on like 5 freakin min
and he's on amost all my friends backround on their mobiles
PPL AND MUHAND GET A LIFE



- I am not catching up with my daily dooze of juicy celebirty gossip, i'm almost out of the house 24 hours :S i only come back to sleep
i don't know wt's oing on in la la land anymore
so ell 3ndah any updates do share :)



- 3azoz, my 13 or 14 year old brother and his best friend like,sorry i mean LOVE Hannah Montana :s, he is SO hooked on that show, he watches it on both, disney chanel AND MBC3 :S Hannah Montana is takin over the world :S





- Ramadan is flying by so fast :S



- Who watches "5wa6er shab" ?? that comes on MBC, I LOVE IT, and i love a7med alshgeri, his show is amazing and the way he talks is in the most beautiful way, and u feel tha everything e says is true, i love him



-Zain has done it again with its AMAZING ad's
first the whole blind man and the women love thingy ad
i think i cried when i saw it the first time :P
one of my FAV ad's evaaaa
and now the ramadan ad
this really made me tear up
and the boys voice, mashallah amazing
enjoy ppl :D

Friday, September 12, 2008

Hi, My Name is Balqees, and I'm and Attention Whore !!!

Thats the first step right ?
admitting u have a problem, well i do, and its obsessive attention.
Well it all started with that first nice comment, that lifts u up so high, such as, "oh Balqees, ur dress is very pretty" and i'd be like " really, this old thaaaang", OR " wow Balqees ur hair color is gorgeous" and i'd be like " why thank u, its natural u know", OR the comment of ALL comments " Balqees ur so beautiful", here i don'tknow wt to say.
After that whenever i go out with my mom or to our family gathrings, i always dress alittle bit more nicer, and sit nxt to ppl who i know will comment on how i look, i FREAKIN FISH FOR COMMENTS, and at some point i think that the whole world does revolve around me.
This is such a bad bad thing i know, i'm not proud of what i have done, but its addictive, it really is, i have to be the most nice dressed, best makup, and most beauiftul nthe whole place, I NEED PPL TO SAY I LOOK NICE
I WANT PPL TO SAY I LOOK BEAUTIFUL

It gets me worked up and more confident when they do, oh dear and i think i took a wiiiii bit too much, when ppl comment on how my sisters look beautiful i get so jelaous, which is not somthing good :s

So first step of my attention whoreholic rehab, is to try not to look nice, but come on its me i can't not look nice, NO WAIT scratch that out, I AM NORMAL GIRL, PRETTY LIKE ALL GIRLS, A BIT A GORGEOUS, BUT NO WE ARE ALL THE SAME ...


But come to think of it WHO ISN'T AN ATTENTION WHORE :S
all girls are, even some guys, so its normal right ?? I'm a normal person right ??
NO who the fuck am i kidding :S
ok 5la9 i'll try to o better
and in our next meeting i will be better person, and u will all see that


Thnx for letting me share ...

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Don't u wonder ??!!

Don't u ever have stupid/smart questions u ask urself when u think alot or when ur alone??!!

Like for instans these are some of my unanswered questions that i think about alot, when i say alot, and still searching for the answer,some questions u might say "OMG!!" but wesh aswee, i wanna knwo the answers and when i'm alone alot of stuff comes to m mind, so don't be judgy ppl. If anyone knows the answers do share, don't be shy ppl :D

And who ever has a unanswered question, don't be shy, share, coz u know wt they say "sharing is caring" :)


1- how come we have hair on our hands and feet ? We wax it so why does it grow again, wesh alfydah ??


2-How does the cell phone know whos calling? I know fee balh blah o 5rabee6 o flsafah, but still HOW ??????


3- Do bugers smell? Coz maybe they do but u don't know coz its in ur nose so u got used to the smell, 9a7 wla la2 ??


4- Do babies dream? and if the do wt do they dream about ?


5- Who LOVES Grey's Anatomy ???
I know that thats somthing not related to wt i'm saying but i LOVE it, i'm so hooked on it
I LOVE IT


6- Why do ppl think that "Muhand" is hot ?? I think he FUGLY


7- Why do farts smell bad ? and why do we fart in the first place?? we already poop why do we need to fart ?


8- How do I know if i'm a lesbian or stright ?


9- I really wanna know if bugers smell ???????


10- How come women sweat more than men?? m3 eno men do more work and should stink more



Well thats all i have for now
But didn't while u ready readin say " ohh mn jd Balqees is right, and made me think " :P

Well ppl think yla :P


Friday, September 05, 2008

WTF NANCY ??!!

We all know that ur w33 mn awal ok

but mn jd, did u actually see the clip after u did it ??

Did u notice that looked STUPID/FUNNY/MADRI WESH T7SEEN FEEH/ 3LA BALK COOL & CUTE/ U CAN PULL IT OFF?

No 7abibi u didn't pull it off u just looked more stupid than ever

and the gutair .. really nancy, really :s



On the other hand i HATE this song

why ??

coz its a sticky song

u lsn to it once its stckes in ur head

eff

this is wt happenes when i lsn to it

" they call me HO they call me STACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII they call me ...... ( i don't wt it is so i just say anything :P)

thats not my name

thats not my name

thats not my name

thats not my name

thats not my name ..... "

till 3azoz comes smaks me then askt :P

a sticky sticky song ppl

believe me :P

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

ummmm ... hmmmmmm .... bleeee555

I wanted to write a new post but i have nothing, NOTHING in my mind
so 8rrt to write any sh5amee6 that comes to on my mind
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I Love Ramadan I think that it such a beautiful spiritual month
9a7ee7 eno some ppl are scary when they are fasting m3 eno i don't know why, this month ppl should be happy and smiling and yay
OK i get it ur hungry but so am I, so lose the attitude ppl and smile and be happy klha bs km sa3a that u don't eat, its not the end of he world .
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How many of u know the game " km be'9 al7mam" ???
its such a pointless game but fun :P
To those who don't know the game its like 2 ppl play it ok
ppl 1 : km be'9 al7mam ?
ppl 2: 1
ppl 1: ammmm
ppl 2: ajl km ?
ppl 1 :2
ppl 2 : ammmm
ppl 1: ajl km ??
ppl 2 : 3
ppl 1 : ammmmm
ppl 2 : ajl km ?
ppl 1 : 4
and it goes on and on and on and on and on till someone mess's up
and believe u will mess up b4 u get to 10 :P
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I'm startig to hate 3azoz my brother
well not hate him bu thinking about killing him
well not KILL KILL him but maybe hitting so hard with pan till he's on the floor scearming and begging me to stop
or i think i'll hust cut his tuonge out so he won't ake any more and stop making his STUPID SO CALLED "JOKES"
GOD marrah mz3aj tra halwald
last night i wanted to sleep o howa ga3ed foog rasi talking and talking and talking non-stop freakin taling
he really won't stop
and wt he says is POINTLESS
GOD jabli alsamrg3 fee mo5i wallah :S
but in the end i love wallah an even when he's a freakin pain i still love him
he is sometims .. well most of the time SOOOO funny
but still a pai who doesn't lsn to wt i say :S
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Its 3:35 am
My mom is asleep
My dad is awake
3azoz is awake o ga3ed foog rasi
Dania my sister 3la wshk enha tenam
just thought u ppl might wna know :P
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SAROOOOOOOOOJI IS COMING IN 7 MORE DAYS INSHALAH
I MISS HIM I MISS HIM SO MUCCH THAT LITTLE 5LBOOOOSAAAAH
HOWA AND YOUSUF I ALSO LOVE YOUSUF AND MISS HIM
BUT SAROOOOOOOOOOOOJI MORE
HE'S A LITTLE 5ALOOOSHAH I LOVE HIM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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Jeddah is freakin HOT an the r6oobah shay w33333333333
tekrah 3omrk o o kl shay when u go outside for only a min wallah only a min and 5la9 ur sweaty and ewwwww
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Things wth me and my nw hubby are going so perfect
me and Milo now never better
I think that the time we spent apart made us stronger now
coz now i feel that me an him nd so good 2gthr, that i might call ourselves romeo and juleit 2008 :P
"Milo baby i love u :***********"
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I don't get it, when i sleep alot, when i wake up i'm still sleepy and then after an hour or 2 i sleep again
but when don't sleep alot akoon m9a797ah
i know eno 3shan when u seep alot u become lazy blah blah blah
but i still don't get it :S
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OK thats it for now
GOOD NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT AND DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE :p

Monday, September 01, 2008

So...




Yes i'm back

i know wnaaaasahhh


supper kacooooool :P


anyhoo well mn jd i was away for a week tra

marrah 7mas

coz i tought eno i would be away for more bs mn jd i was away for a week blthab'9

ento mo mstw3bee how ana mo mstw3bah eno i was gone only for a week mn jd ONLY A WEEK

coz i tought i would take more but i didn't

WOW

OK

moving on ..

well i'm back home now ramadn with the family" YAY

First thig i want to talk about is m sister Dania

Now i'm home and almaroo'9 akoon happy seingmy sister blah blah balh

BUT NO

WHY ??!! WHY U ASK ??!!
i'll tell u way COZ THAT B STOLE MY HUBBY

we were talking the other day than she was like "I LOVE JOE JONAS"

i gave her a look thah she was going on and saying " he's perfect for me i'm 17 he's 18, GOD i love him"

after that i smaked her with agrb shay next to me which was the remote, and yes itdid hurt :P


but u know i was think and think and i said why not be the bigger person o ATNAAAZL and give him to her, and 6b3ani do have a very good reason for wt i did and this is the reason ppl






YES PPL

I am back with my old secret husband

we were 2gther when he was on gilomre girls back in the day

than some personal things happened between us, but after 4 years we cleared everything out

and now were back 2gther better then ever :P

so Milo Ventawtever are back 2gther and will be 4ever (well untill somone else bettercomes up:P)

Anyhoo ppl

HAPPY RAMADAN

yla now comment and tell me how much u missed me :P

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Break ..

The next week might be very busy and hectic
SOOO gonna take a break from blogging for a week or so
maybe more or less
anyhoo
ramadan is in less than a week


RAMDAN MUBARK 3AL JAMEE3 :D

Sunday, August 24, 2008

F@&*#!^?

I LOVE THIS
I saw it mn zman
maybe some of u saw it
but I LOVE IT :P

Tell me which one u like most :P

FUNNAAAAAAAAY :P










LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

DON'T SAY THIS AIN'T FUNNY :P
Ahm shay Josh Groban :P

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Soulmate


Do u Believe in soulmates ???
That there is only ONE person in the world for u ?
Do u believe in LOVE ???
At times I do believe i it, and others i don't ...
But what i don't believe in is a happy ending ....




Monday, August 18, 2008

Proud 2 Be Muslim

SOOO, wesh he alsalfah ya 7lween
Last night my friends slept over at my place (yes slumber party pillow fights wnsah blah blah)
we were 3 girls + moi, 2 girls i like and one w333333333333333333333333333 .
We were in the room ga3den fr7aneen mabsoo6een o kl shay ok, ll7een 7elo
so then i was like " yoh ma 9alit al3esha bgoom a9li o arj3 "
o hatha ma feeha shay 9a7??!!
klna ne9li, klna lazm a9ln ne9li, ella elli ma 3aleh 9alah 3ad thats another story, then the w33 girl (that gona be her name in this post) was like "bt9leen ??!!"
and ten i was like "umm eee"
i went out and twa'9et o 9alet, and whil i was praying i could hear her talk, the walls in my place are extremlly thin u can hear anything, anyhoo kant tegool " mshallah Bal8ees te9li, he mt6awe3ah?"
and then me fee ne9 9lati est'3frallah i was like WTF ??
3shan a9li sert mt6aw3ah ??!!
ajl lao agoolha eni a7ynn a9li alsenah wesh a9eer?? i think eni b9eer "Shai5t aleslam Balqees"
So then i went back to the room sawet ka2ni ma sm3t shay o glt leh ma al3ab 3la ras albnt alw33 showay
so when i went sat on the bed and asked her " enty 9alati?!"
w33 girl: " ma 3aly 9lah "
me:"kef ma 3alek 9lah mo last week kan ma 3alek 9lah ??, enty kl week mashallah??"
w33 girl: " la mo ketha bs, *picked up somthing from the floor* ohh mashallah wesh tha?"
me: * 3ash m9areeeeef*" thats a sock, nothing special about a smelly sock"

so then in that way we changed the subject and ana sert mt6aw3ah mashallah 3lay 3shan a9li

nas o 3alm w333 est'3frallah





On another hand
I sent my dad an e-mail a few days ago
and when i wrote the e-mail, i was like Hey baba o blah blah and so on
and the when he replied he wrote " Dear Balqees"
7aset eno wtf ?!
i have no idea why
ya3ni next time do u think eno i should right dear dad, dear father, wla bs hala wallah <<>
but it was wired
and in the end he worte i love u
awwwwwwwwwwww
i know 7aset eno i love him
i do lov my dad bs eno ya3ni u know u .. u get caought up in the moment :P

I LOVE U BABA :*** <3
my dad doesn't read my blog but i just wanted to write that coz i love him :*****

Friday, August 15, 2008

ble5 bla5 blo5 ... ssss6aaaaaaaaa3333












I like that song such a nice one , don't ya think ?





On another hand right now i'm baored as HELL, all am doing is youtubing songs mn zman 3nha ..



SOO wt have u all been up to



tell me wts new with u guys?!



umm ok



still bored *tegashr bu9al*

















LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



i just saw this



LOOOOOOOOOOOL



shkli bswee zayha



mskeeenah, a7z eno she just knew the song o ga3da te'3ani



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



im so gonna do that :P





*terja3 teshar bu9al*



agoolkom noktah :P



Hindi mashi 3la 6ool, leeeeeeeeh ?

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3SHAN MA LAF



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



i'm cracking myslef up here



bsm allah :S



starting to freak myself out :S



HOT





SEXY

CUTE/ BEAUTIFUL

ppl say eno i look like them

madri ana 9ra7tn bs i was once told " i look HOT like Anglina, SEXY like Kim, and CUTE/BEAUTIFUL like Anne "

*when i say ppl i mean eno i say that to mayslef m7d gali o ma 3ndi salfah*

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

OK ppl so i'm gonna go now

tra i was a little bored the post 3bee6 so mashi 7alkom

haha

T.C PPL

AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

AND IF UR READING THIS IN THE MORING THEN HAVE A NICE DAY

AND IF UR READING TIS FE AL'9EHR THEN ... I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

OMG THAT JUST RHYMED

COOOOOOOL

YLA T.C :D

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

ALLAHOMA LA SHMATAH

Bsm allah
The post that i am about to post, allahoma ma ag9ood shmatah, wla shay, but its just funny, bs wallah ma aby atshmet


So my friends sister used my laptop the other day, and put in mind eno she is 15, yes ppl 15, 7ta i think 14 bs ma tbi tegool. Anyhoo, whenever someone chats 3al msn in my laptop, the convo is saved 3la 6ool, SO i was looking threw the chat logges alyoum and i stumbled upon this ......



PLzz ppl ad3oli:
come on 7bebe

(12:19 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
yla plz t3ali online

(12:19 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
(12:19 ص)

SHOOOOZ is now Online
(12:19 ص)

You have just sent a nudge.

(12:19 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
7BEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(12:19 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
YA 3OMREEE

(12:19 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
A7OOOBK

(12:19 ص) SHOOOOZ:
7bebe a7baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

(12:19 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
A7OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBK

(12:20 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
AOOOBK A7OOBK A7OOOBK A7OOBK A7OOOOBK

(12:20 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
MN 8LBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(12:20 ص)

SHOOOOZ has changed his/her status to Appear Offline

(12:20 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
MA YMDYNE A3ESH MN DONK

(12:20 ص) SHOOOOZ:
7bebe brb:/(

(12:33 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
FYN RAY7A


(12:33 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
OK 7BEBE

(12:33 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
TYT

(12:33 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
LA 6E6WLI PLZ

(12:33 ص)
SHOOOOZ has signed-in (Appear Offline)

(12:33 ص) SHOOOOZ:
bacl

(12:33 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
7BEBEEEEEEE

(12:33 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
W7SHTYNEEEEEEEE

(12:33 ص) SHOOOOZ:
(12:33 ص) SHOOOOZ:
intaa aktaaaaaar :/(

(12:34 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
LA TZ3LE NFSK MRAA

(12:34 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
ABAAKI FR7ANA ESH ATFGNA

(12:34 ص) SHOOOOZ:
a7ooook

(12:34 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
A7OOOOOOOBK

(12:34 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA7

(12:34 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
3LA FMK

(12:34 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
FMK WLA B6NK

(12:34 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
WLA KOL M7L FE JSMK

(12:34 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
A7OOBK YA 7AYTE YA 3OMRE

(12:35 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
LSN ESH F6RTE AL YOOM

(12:35 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
LSN

(12:35 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
ASHRBE BORT8AN KTEER

(12:35 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
WO KOL SBAN5

(12:35 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
BZELAA

(12:35 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
TFA7

(12:35 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
KOLE ASHAY2 FYHA 7DED

(12:35 ص) SHOOOOZ:
walllaah aktaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar 7bebee amoooot feeeeeeek

(12:35 ص) SHOOOOZ:
ok

(12:35 ص) SHOOOOZ:

(12:35 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
AS2LO AL DCTOOR

(12:35 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
PLZ

(12:36 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
8OLILO YDEKE ASHAY2 AKTR MN ELI ADETK HYA

(12:36 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
WLA EDYLO ELI KTBTE

(12:36 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
WO 8OLILO EZA 97

(12:36 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
WO 8OLILO HOW YDEKE KMAN

(12:37 ص) SHOOOOZ:
ok

(12:37 ص) SHOOOOZ:
7bebe 3lll8 soorry

(12:37 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
5LA9 3ADI

(12:38 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
LSN LA T8OLI SORY

(12:38 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
ZI MA ATF8NA

(12:38 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
(12:38 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
ANA A7OOOOOOOBK

(12:38 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
MAFI SHE ESMO SORRY NO MORE

(12:38 ص) SHOOOOZ:
6yb bss 39bnnnnnnnny

(12:38 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
WO MA YNF3 AL Z3L WLA AL 39BYA

(12:38 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
5A9TN LE 7ALK

(12:38 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
SHOFI MA ABAKI ENO T8L8Y WO LA TZ3LE WLA TKT2BY WL T39BY

(12:38 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
DEE KOLHA T2SR

(12:39 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
KOL WA7DA LYAHA SHE FE AL KOLON

(12:39 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
LOW Z3LTE

(12:39 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
FE AL KOLON AL 9A3D Y3WRK

(12:39 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
WO 39BTY AL COLON AL NAZL Y3WRK

(12:39 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
WO AKT2BTI

(12:39 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
AL KOLO AL MST3RD Y3WERK

(12:39 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
7BEBE MRA MA ABAKI 7TA TFKRE FE AL 2LM

(12:39 ص) SHOOOOZ:
ok 7bebeeeeeee thaank u mnjeed thank u

(12:40 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
3LA EH YA DOBAAA

(12:40 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
(12:40 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
YA DOBA

(12:40 ص) SHOOOOZ:
loooooool

(12:40 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
YA NAAAAS 9'7KTK

(12:41 ص) SHOOOOZ:
ynaas 3leeek inta 7beebee

(12:41 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
ANA 7BEBEK WO ENTI 7BEBE

(12:41 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
WLA A7D Y8DR YF8NA

(12:41 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
ELA RBNA

(12:41 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
7BEBE

(12:41 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
U'R ON A LAP TOP

(12:41 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
97

(12:41 ص) SHOOOOZ:
yeaaaaaaaaa

(12:42 ص) SHOOOOZ:
sm3t al song

(12:42 ص) SHOOOOZ:
mraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(12:42 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
AYT

(12:42 ص) SHOOOOZ:
7elwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(12:42 ص) SHOOOOZ:
nancy

(12:42 ص) SHOOOOZ:
(12:42 ص) SHOOOOZ:
mraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(12:42 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
AHA

(12:42 ص) SHOOOOZ:
7elwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(12:42 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
SHOFTI

(12:42 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
ZYK KEDA TJNEN

(12:42 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
SHOFT AYT 3JBTK

(12:42 ص) SHOOOOZ:
mraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(12:42 ص) SHOOOOZ:
kolhommmmmmmmm

(12:43 ص) PLzz ppl ad3oli:
YA ANAAAAAAAAS



15 ppl, thats all i'm gonna say
Dude when i was 15 all i was thinking about was wt i'm gonna eat in the next hour :P
yes, i was a very healthy teen :P



again allahhom la shmatah

LOOOL

Monday, August 11, 2008

Love Letter Of A Mad Woman




Dear My Love :

People are calling me crazy right now! Can you believe that ?!
Honestly, me crazy?! Where did they come up with such and idea, ridicules if I may say. They say i smile too much and i laugh when I'm alone, they don't know that when i smile i think of you, and when I laugh, its because of how much we are in love. Poor people, never have been inlove before. If they think that I am crazy because I love you, well then let them say that I am INSANE for all I care, all I know is that you don't think i'm crazy. Do you ?! Ofcourse you don't!
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU
I can write that I love you from here till tomorrow and you still won't know how much I'm CRAZY about you. You know what, I'm going to learn how to say I love you in every language in the WORLD, so everyday I can tell you I love you in a new way, such a fun idea don't you think darling?!
Ooh dear, when will it come? When will that day come? The day we both can't wait to come. The day where I'll gaze into your eyes till i fall asleep in your arms, the day where we show each other our unconditional love. Ooh dear I count the days, hours, minutes, seconds, till that day comes, and I hope it comes soon..
I love you my one and only love of my life and I'll always love you, and we'll always be together forever .. No?!

Love Always and Forever:
Your Babe

Sunday, August 10, 2008

COOL TAG :D

I've been tagged by Zamhareer :D

Awaln aby agool eno this a very VERY cool tag :P
o elli sawaha a cool person lol


Here are the Rules:
1. Put Your iTunes/ music player / iPod on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!! After you've answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they've been tagged to do them themselves.


1.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Shmsawe - nabil sh3el



2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Do u know - Enrique iglesias << (wesh da5lha :S )



3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Apologize - one rebulic <<( this is staringt not to make sence :S:S)




4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Everywhere - Michel Branch << ( 3shan t3rfoon im everywhere ha ha ha :P fyi tra the laugh starcastic one :P )





5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Elissa - 5od balk << ( umm ok )




6.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I get a kick out if you - Frank Sinatra <<< ( AWAL SO2AL JA LAH GOOD SONG LOL)




7. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
3am - Busted << ( i like that song bs ma ynfa3 for this :S:S)




8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
3abdalmajeed - 3sa raby << ( o 3sa raby ye5leek leya ya elli fee bali <3>




9.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Shut up and Drive - Rihanna << ( LOOOOL the shut up part is right :P)




10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Pocketfull of sunshine - Natasha bedingfield << ( HAAAAARRRRLOOOW LOOOOOOOL )




11.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Samo zain - mesh 2ader << ( raj3na to not making any sence, ma kna 7lween gabl showay )



12.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Ahhh ya hawa - Bashar alsha6i << ( I <3>




13.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Justin timberlaker - What goes around comes around << (a777 3awrli galbi :S:S)



14. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Westlfe - more then words << ( AWWWWWWWW)




15.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Britney Spears - Freakshow <<< ( LOOOOOOOOOL WTF !!)




16.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Nancy 3ajrem - laon 3yoonk <<< ( a7bk o a7b 3yonk ya galbi enta <>




17. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Soulmate - Natasha bedingfield << ( in a freaksh way this is kinda true , don't ask:P )



18.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
50 cent - Fire <<< (OMG THAT IS SOO 3AZOOZ MY BROTHERS SONG :S:S)




19. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Laura Pausini - Its not goodbye << ( I love this song, and this is not making any sence LOL )




20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF?
Wa2el Kafoori - B7bk ana kteer <<< ( OMG OMG LOOOOOOOL, B7BK YA NAFSEE YA BALQEES LOOOOOOOOOL , BEST ANSWER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL )


THE END



Tra the tag is SOOOOOOOO MUCH FUUUUUUUN

I Tag :
Oreo madness
Glamour
KM
Taqo
Jouja
ghadoor
Meticulous

DO THE TAG TRA ITS FUN,AND DON'T CHEAT COZ ITS FUUUUNNNNER :p
WNAAASAH LOL

Thursday, August 07, 2008

U Want Disgusting , I'll Show U Disgusting B#%@!




How many of u drinks ya3ni water from ur friends bottle ??
Its 3adi right ya3ni mo garf wa shay, 3adi, ya3ni fee some ppl yngrfo, its ok i respect them hm ngrfo ana mali da5l. Bs fee garaf almas5rah elli wa7dah sawtha feeni, wesh elli 9ar !??
ana agoolkom wesh 9ar
I was with a friend, 7ata mo friend a girl i know, we were walking ok so ana kan 3ndy a bottle of water and she was thirsty, so she was like

Girl: enty tngrfi lao a7d shrb mn nafs albottle 7agk ??
Me: la 3adi, u wanna drink ??
Girl: ee plez, coz i'm soo thirsty

klah ok len hena
she takes the bottle mny te6aaaaaaaaaal3 feeh mn foog la t7t,7ashah ma 9ar water, then she takes a napkin and wipes it, klah ll7een ok,ya3ni if u wanna wipe, then she looks at the bottle again mn foog la t7t, and smells it, WHO FREAKIN SMELLS WATER PPL, WATER HAS NO SMELL.
Then she looks at me ka2ni jarthoomah o ana madri and then looks at the water.

Me: wesh feek ?? its water u can drink it
Girl: umm
Me: hao slmat, u know u don't have to drink if u don't want to
Girl: *looking at the water then looked at me * do u spit in ur water?
Me *in my mind* OOOOOOHHHH NOOO SHE DIIIIIIIDN'T
YA3NI WTF HOW RUDE IS IT TO ASK SOMEONE MA TMOOOOONEN 3ALEH IF THEY SPIT IN THE WATER.

6b3an ana wa9lt ma3ay bnt gre7 7asastni ka2ni was5ah o m3afnah so this is wt i said

Me: ee, who doesn't spit when they drink, its somthing 3adi tra, but don't worry klah ytla5b6 ma3 alwater o y9eer one fa u won't know eno fee tfaleen
Girl: umm , t9dgeen mo 3a6shanah
Me: la wallah ya bnty 3adi u can drink, tra ana ma angfr *hehehe*
Girl:la 5la9 el7een i'll go but a bottle, thnx


Moral of the story:
drink water wla drink spit :P

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

YOUTUBE ROCKS

GOD these to clips are soooooo funny
they crack me up wallah






I love hatha alshay i find it HILLARIOUS ya galboo 3aleh mskeen








LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL





This is old but funny :P
3bee6ah albnt :P


yla ppl enjoy :P

and taqo babe i love ya :**

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

TOO MUCH BATMAN 7MAS :S



Ya5i ana t7mst 3ala batman WAY TOO MUCH, o el7een 5la9 i'm afraid mn joker, ee afraid :S
golo leh ??
3shan alyoum i came home took a nice small nap abd the BOOM a nightmare about joker elli fee batman, and an other bad person,madri wehs ybi fee al7yati, but he was also mean
The dream was eno he kidnapped me my brother and mama and baba, AND TOOK SAROOJI 7ABIB GALBI, omg when sarooji was there i freaked out wallah, so then after i was begging him , i was like " plez ya5i sarooji is a baby leave him alone" then he gave sarooji to one of his men, and then siraj was screaming "AUNTI BALQEES NOOOO " o ana 6b3an hena galbi ga63ni, then he kept hitting on mama in a freakky way wanted to kill her, yooomah.
fj2ah my phone rang and i woke up bs wallah gomt o ana '9aaayeg 9adri wallah it was so scary ya5i wesh tha, 5la9 yl3an um o abo batman o elli yt7ms 3aleh :S
So now ma 3ad a7b The Dark Night like b4 5la9, after my dream wallah sert a5af marrah, and joker freaks me out, well he actually SCARES the shit out of me now
FYI i saw the movie 2 times and was planing on seeing it again, but HELL NO i ain't seein it again :S
So hathy a5rat elli yt7ms 3ala shay

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Randoms (don't u just love them :P)

- In the post elli gabl hatha, ppl tought eno sarooji and yousuf were my sons, but their not they are my neohews, but i love them SOOOO much so a7s eno they are my sons.



-ana i don't get it why ellisa and nancy 3ajrm sing about eno how men dump them o eno "omg i have a sucky love life boohoo" m3 eno u bitches u can have ANY guy u want, so bla na9b and stop singing songs 3ala balkom te7zno o madri wesh t7soon feeh. Haifa Wahbi on the other hand ll7een ma s3mt she sang a sad song coz she knows eno she can have any guy + she's getting laid alot :P



-I'm not a moring person, so la a7d yeje yesta'9rfli mn al9ba7 o yenkt foog rasi, i will be a bitch to u,yes i will, wait len ma a9a79e7 then come and do wtever.



- BATMAN ROCKS !!!! who ever didn;t see yet get off ur ass and GO SEE IT!!! i saw it 2 times already :P



- Mean ppl make me cry, i hate mean ppl :"(



-UK DOES NOT THE A SEASON CALLED SUMMER, AND SAUDI DOES NOT KNOW A SEASON CALLED WINTER, MAFEE 2AY NOO3 MN ALTWAZN-I love gossip, come one who doesn't :P



- I have stopped making fun of ppl, coz karma is a bitch ya5i.



- Everyday i'm falling more and more in love with myself LOL



- Ya5i sert ashrb water alot, so i pee alot, wesh aswee, so whenever i go out my friends are like, "balqees go to the bathroom gabl ma te6l3een, 3shan la tefshleena 6ool alwagt, aby al7mam aby al7mam" , ya3ni wesh aswee pee on myslef ??!!



- Wesh hadf alsappy sad love songs ?????? To make u cry, wla to make u feel"inlove" ???btw i love sappy love songs :P



-I want a puppy !!-I'm gonna get a puppy mali da5l :P- I hate it when men go all macho on girls, i'm like wtf ??, mn jd wtf?? tra even girls are amcho and super macho kman so don't mess with us, mo bs 3shan alwa7d y36eekom jawkom that mean su can do wtever u want, u did not see the othernot funny and noce soe of Balqees, and believe me u don't wanna see it



- O bs 5la9 ma 3ndy shay thani aktbah ......